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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
'No Kings' protests against Trump planned nationwide to coincide with military parade - NPR
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can AI render anti-virus software obsolete and unnecessary?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
'Materialists': Celine Song on Dating and Sex and the City's Influence - IndieWire
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Vikingo closes historic Worlds Collide with impressive win over Chad Gable - Cageside Seats
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.