What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

How can I move on from my ex?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What melts your heart every time without fail?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What's your love story?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Which race of women are the hottest?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!